SATC 2 Spoiler!

Say it ain't so.... Samantha Jones is going to get married?!

Hmmph... Should girlfriend be wearing white?

Seperated at Birth....

Lady Gaga's outfit at the VMA's and Glinda the Good Witch....

well if Glinda was in the year 2009 and shopped in the lace section of Victoria's Secret.

TomKat... Siamese Twins

Nope... your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

Tom Cruise's outfit look like it was shrunk in the wash or he borrowed one of Suri's sweaters.

I think he raided Katie's closet. They do share everything... including the same brain.

"Mackenzie" and the "Papa"

Oedipus Rex... please meet Mackenzie Phillips.

You uhhhmm...well... you both have something sort of in common.

Some of you may know of Mackenzie Phillips. She was the lead on the tv show One Day at a Time in the 70's. She has famous siblings Chynna and Bijou Phillips. And everyone knows of her father John Phillips from "The Mammas and the Pappas."

Mackenzie is no stranger to the gossip glossies throughout the years due to her heavy addiction to drugs. So I was not surprised to hear she was appearing on Oprah this week to promote her book "High Upon Arrival."

There were whispers about how she had some "explosive news." I was waiting for her to announce she was going on Celebrity Rehab on VH1 with Dr. Drew and had another hiccup in her sobriety since she got arrested last year when they were going to film a reunion show for One Day at a Time on The Rachael Ray Show.

However, I was NOT expecting the bombshell she dropped. She went on to tell Oprah that she and her father had a consensual sexual relationship that lasted about 10 years. When she got pregnant and didn't know if her own father was the father of her baby ...she then ended the affair immediatley. This brings a whole knew level to the saying "who's your baby daddy?"

Some may say this is just to promote her book and make money, however, Mackenzie told Oprah the reason: "I understand this is a difficult thing for my family but nobody's talking about this, and if I've started a national dialogue, then I'm forever grateful."

Well... there is certainly a national dialgoue about you going around....

And I Ain't Sayin' She A Gold Digger...

My favorite housewife in Bravo history Nene Leakes has found herself a "Keeeem" replacement... Gretchen from the OC.

I agree with your husband Greg's face Nene... not a fan. Stick to peaches... this orange is bad.

Beyonce's Milkshake

Kanye (or Kan-boo as I fondly now call him) may have stolen Taylor Swift's moment..but he also stole some thunder from Beyonce that night. From her thighs that is.

So let me now take this opportunity to give it up for this non-single lady and her bootylicious performance.

First off- If I had her body... I would wear this outfit everyday. Yep... grocery shopping, walking the dog.. even to church. God himself (or herself) would appreciate a healthy bod like this. She's like a steamy, delicious bag of fast food. Beyonce's thighs are as American as a cheeseburger... and as thick as a milkshake. Work those leotards girl!

Candids from "The Emmys"

Dean where is Tori?

Oh....Sam from True Blood?

I would hide my face too girlfriend....Jamie Lynn Sigler and "Turtle" from Entourage.

Kourtney and Kim Kardasssian...Bump in the front... and Bump in the back.

A very pregnant Heidi Klum channeling Ursula from The Little Mermaid....

All I could have hoped for in a dress...thank you Victoria Powell.

Rumor or Ratings?

So Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom have been dating for a minute... literally... ok maybe a minute and five seconds.

But apparently this new couple is said to be engaged! No...not engaged in conversation... engaged to be married! From Kourtney being pregnant and now Khloe engaged... Bruce Jenner must need another face lift to bring his jaw back to his face.

I don't know though, I smell something funny... and it's not Kim's ginormous ass. I am thinking this may be a stunt for ratings for the girls new reality show.

Wile E Coyote... Bring Daisy Back : (

Jessica Simpson is experiencing yet another heart ache. Her beloved maltipoo Daisy was taken by a coyote right in front of her at the beginning of last week. Simpson has sadly now called off her search for her pup knowing what the horrible outcome must be. I can't imagine how she must feel and my heart goes out to her and the loss of her best friend : (

Remember Jess... All Dogs Go To Heaven. RIP Daisy

P.S. Gross Goss better not have played any part in taking Daisy!

Izzie's a Mommy!

Congrats to new parents Katherine and Josh!

Heigl and Kelley adopted a beautiful baby girl from Korea and named her Nancy Leigh.

Poor Angelina Jolie is probably stomping her feet and sulking due to the fact there is one less foreign baby for her to adopt.....

Goodbye Beaver.... Goodbye Dogs

Kate was taping "The View" this week and to my horror she got mini makeover from their style team. Everyone is going crazy with glee over her new hair"do" but really "don't." They just put in some lowlights and introduced "the beav weave" on her head to a curling iron. How dare they tamper with the hair style of the year? It's "The Rachel" of 2009. Now it's gone... *sigh* gone...

Speaking of gone... while Kate was away Gross Goss decided to bring the family dogs Shoka and Nala back to the breeder. He is allegedly saying that he made this move because Kate wasn't taking care of the dogs while he was away and it wasn't fair to the dogs.

Oh but wait. It's not fair to EIGHT children that their father hasn't had time to take care of them but he's out babysitting his twenty two year old girlfriend and making poolside appearences in Vegas? Can we send you and your mid-life crisis back to your breeder Gross Goss? Your mothers basement possibly? Or maybe even a farm... far far away.

I hope Shoka and Nala stay together and find a LOVING home!

Patrick Swayze Has Passed Away....

Patrick Swayze will forever be "Johnny" in the hearts of little girls like me who grew up watching "Dirty Dancing" wishing they were Baby....

After a long battle and courageous fight against pancreatic cancer... Patrick Swayze has passed away at the age of 57. May he rest peacefully and his memory live on in the many characters he has played and given us throughout the years.

The Tooth Fairy Hates the Hollywood "Hills"

If Mischa Barton is blaming her wisdom teeth being taken out for why she went crazy....



Then I am blaming Audrina Patdrige's chiclet teeth for why LC left The Hills.

Is That You MJ?

Michael Jackson will be joining the round table on ABC's The View next week... I mean.... Latoya. Darn.. I always get those two confused.

Our beloved King of Pop may have passed away... but he will forever live on in our hearts and in Latoya's nose.

Goodbye Victoria's Secret...Hello Lane Bryant!

Tom Brady has confirmed that his wifey Gisele is due to have a baby in December.

Since he looks like he just walked out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue....

and we've all see Gisele in practically her own "birthday suit" in a VS catalogue... I have a feeling their baby is surely going to kick the tushies of Shiloh and Suri on the "cutie" meter.

But on a serious note...this is wonderful news. Gisele and her baby can learn to speak English together.

More 80's SATC... Miranda

If Suze Orman and Carrot Top had a baby in the 80's it would grow up and look like this....

Ellen Taking Paula's Place on AI!

Breaking AND Fantastic News:

Ellen is taking Paula Abdul's place on American Idol as the fourth judge!

The Fox channel has finally made a good choice (for once)! Move the coffee table, lace up those sneaks and buy a new vest girl.... it's time to dance (and sing)!

Nicole's Bun Is Out of The Oven....

The bun is finally out after 9 months... back to no more carbs for skinny Nicole! Mamma had a baby boy! Congrats!

The name according to Us Weekly: Sparrow James Midnight Madden

(I am not going to comment on this name... it's far too easy.)

However, I personally think she should name Paris the godmother of one of her children... she would be able to pass down the outfits she puts on her little chiquaqua Tinkerbell. Harlow would totally fit in one of those cute dresses...... what? They are small enough.... and even celebrities do hand me downs don't they?

Can I Take Your Order?

Yes... I would like an order of pancakes with a side of homefries and bacon.....ummm....are you writing this down lady?

Oh sorry Kim Cattrall.... I totally thought you were the late night shift waitress addicted to meth at my local Denny's. You threw me off with the blue eyeshadow and that big frizzy hair that must have about eight different pens hiding underneath. My bad.

The New "Print" of the Season

Who said "print journalism" was old fashion?

Move over cheetah, leopard and zebra...if print journalism is indeed a "dying breed".... than Carrie Bradshaw is wearing it like a fur mink coat.

AND if there was truly a Christian Dior Daily... it would out sell The New York Times in a hot second... there would be a stampede of heels heard round' the world. So get on that Mr. Dior.... oh and hire Ms. Bradshaw to write a new column "Single Again in the City" for this SATC sequel.

That's right girl... hand him the divorce papers, his key and give him his jar of Grey Poupon back in the creepy limo. He left you in the first movie at the altar while you were wearing those awful tacky peacock feathers... time to ruffle some of his.

That's Not Donna Martin!

Donna Martin is gonna be very mad at you David Silver!

Like... pa-issssss-ed! Even more so than the time Donna almost didn't graduate.

Even though Brian Austin Green can't get an acting job in Hollywood... he still continues to date one of the hottest actresses of the year. I am not sure how this makes sense, however, I have an inkling that it's because Megan Fox isn't from Beverly Hills but from a distant town far away called Crazytown. Yes... a town such as this exists.... friends like Britney and Lindsay have come from there as well. This town breeds fame and stupidity.

There is constant buzz that Fox is the mini-me of Angelina Jolie. The only reason why people compare Fox to Jolie is because of the following: they're both beautiful, full of tattoos, very sexual, oh and because they are certifiably nuts. Don't get me wrong... I am not a fan of Angie because we all know about the "stealing the world's sexiest man alive from the most adorable woman in the world" thing.... but I must give homegirl props for actually doing movies that land her Oscar wins and nominations.... Megan Fox... hmmm not so much.

I don't think she'll be getting a nomination for her role in Transformers anytime soon...yes maybe for a Teen Choice or MTV Award thanks to the booty shorts she wears and the adoration from pubescent boys but that's about it. Her new movie Jennifer's Body she is a possessed cheerleader who feeds off of boys in her small town. Seems very D-list... I am shocked she couldn't get her boyfriend a role in this movie but I have a feeling this whole acting gig won't last too long. Hef will be calling her to pose for Playboy in a few months... and she'll need the cash to support her and David Silver.

Fashion Victim of the Day

Lindsay's LOw Point in Fashion....

Leggings provided by Richard Simmons

Cow print shirt inspired by Kirstie Alley

Boots provided by the aliens of District 9

Carrie Bradshaw 80's Flashback

Sex and the City has begun filming in NYC and it looks as though my beloved Carrie Bradshaw is having a nightmare... I mean... a flashback to her younger years. Ayy yay yie ....that hair, the ripped side shoulder sweater, the see through purse it just reminds me of....

This hot mess... Twisted Sister's Dee Snider.

I hope that the SATC sequel isn't a horror movie!

Seperated at Birth....and Botox

Ramona "Crazy Eyes" Singer and Kathie Lee Gifford