Happy Easter DaDishees!

Here is some vintage CoCo having a chat with the Easter 'Gossip' Bunny....

DaDish of the Day.... Joel McHale's 'Soup'

Move over Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray... this guy makes a bad ass serving of Soup.

Yep... no need to be ashamed of staying home on a Friday night wrapped up in a comfy cheetah Snuggie. Joel makes it all worth while. Usually dressed in his tight suit and skinny tie he is always ready to poke fun at daytime, primetime and reality stars.

*sigh* he may indeed be my soulmate.

That's why he gets my Sunday DaDish shout out... counting down the days until Friday for his yummy serving of Soup- so meaty.

Open Letter to Jesse James

Jesse James and Tiger Woods walk into a bar.....

These two pathetic jerks have many things in common... but one thing in particular... they are dogs. No quite literally-DOGS. First they were humping and panting with all of these nasty 'bitches' and now they have their tail between their legs.

You all have read my open letter to Tiger Woods. Here is my letter to Jesse James.

Dear Jesse James,
You have the most beautiful and funny wife ever. Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock? Her snorts are like music and violins to America's ears. She has made an amazing leap in her career and is now an Academy Award winning actress.

(Yeah... she has another man in her life too. His name is Oscar and he treats her like GOLD.)

She would gush about you to the press even though she has dated gorgeus men like Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling. Even though you aren't attractive in the slightest, speak as if you are a caveman and the only cool thing about you is your tatoos and motorcycles she was still head over heels for you. She loved you despite your flaws- and you have many my friend. I mean... you were fired by the orange pumpkin head himself... Donald Trump FIRED you.

Now it's your wife's turn to fire you from your job as "husband." Yes- please collect your belongings and leave your key. Also, you will not be able to use her as your reference for your next job as 'husband'.

And just like Tiger, you cheated with the most whore-endous group of women. Oscar Award Winning Actress or THAT.... hmmmm tough choice right?

Now, I know you have allegedly put yourself into rehab. You are seeking out treatment to make you better from this horrible disease of sex addiction you say you have....but the only thing that I think will help you right now (since you are a DOG) is if you are neutered. Yep... cut those 'bad boys' off.

Goodluck with your treatment and remember... the only thing you will be riding for awhile will be your motorcyles.

Sincerely,
Your Non-Fan
Erica DaDish

Anna Paquin 'Gives a Damn'

Sookie likes vampires.... and also girls.

Anna Paquin also known as Sookie from 'True Blood' has admitted she is bisexual.

Why would she bring this issue to the spotlight when she is currently engaged to her vampire costar 'Beeeeeel' aka Stephen Moyer?

For a GREAT cause. Fighting for equality supporting the "Give a Damn" campaign.

Check out it:

http://www.wegiveadamn.org/

Whatever Jennifer Wants.... Jennifer Gets

In this case... perfume.

I adore my favorite celebrity girl next door. She is sweet, beautiful and most importantly funny. In fact, right now she is straight up hilarious. Jennifer Aniston is launching her very own desperation in a bottle. She is naming her new perfume (drum roll).... 'Lola Vie.'

My first thought... really? Ughhh. Really.

I only thought celebraties like Paris, Mariah and Britney come out with perfumes. But Jennifer Aniston seemed on another level than that. Side note: Just put a dagger through my heart now if her perfume sits next to the Ed Hardy counter.

But back to the name 'Lola Vie.' Which according to Us Weekly translates to "laughing at life" in French. Last time I checked Jen didn't have much to laugh about... hmmm....cry maybe. I have come to the realization that Jen doesn't really have a gift for coming up with names. I mean she named her dog after every 80 year old man who smells like he pooped himself...Norman.

Why couldn't Jen have come out with a hair product collection? I would buy that in a hot second. Shampoos, conditioners, hairspray, mousse... anything! Just like I have a dream to be a writer... my hair aspires to be like Jennifer Aniston's locks. This is distrubing to me she didn't go in this direction.

But I guess if her scent catches men like Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler... I may have to jump on the bandwagon. But there had to have been a better option to name this perfume name- but I guess I will have to respect her choice. After all, J-Lo Glo was already taken.

Can't Wait to be CARRIEd Away... Again! SATC 2 Trailer!

2010 will bring good things... I can feel it... in fact I KNOW it!

On May 28th I will get to see my four very bestfriends again. I will get to gawk wide eyed at Carrie's fashion. It never fails- even when I watch this clip- I first look at her outfits and think how ridiculous she looks then I realize the genius behind them. Kind of like Lady GaGa- it is frightening at first... then once you take a longer look it just makes sense.

I watched the trailer and will admit right when I heard Alicia Keyes in the background singing "New Yooorrkkk" with clips of the city and then wait for it... wait for it... Carrie walk out of those double doors I did a squealing shriek much like a little girl watching the Twilight series for the first time.

The goosebumps raised on my arm and I reverted back to that young girl in my pajamas sipping a glass of cheap Pinot Grigio while stuffing my face with gobs of Smartfood popcorn on a Sunday night with the remote clicking to HBO. My dreams captured in a 30 minute show with SJP living the life I so wished for.

I am not sure what is up with the vacation to the desert and camels but I cannot wait to find out. Mark your calendar ladies and gents' (since you will be dragged there by your girlfriend).... summer just got a little hotter! Literally... I mean seriously where are they in the Sahara?

Avatar in 3D is a MUST SEE!

Put down your shovel if you were caught in this snowstorm over the weekend and clear off your car and drive to the closest movie theater and see this movie.

When I first saw the previews for this I thought to myself, "great, humanized Smurfs on steroids" but then I became sort of intrigued. I went to the movie theater and got my bucket of overly buttered popcorn (Paula Deen would be proud) my super size Coca Cola Classic and was handed these super weird 3D glasses out of hard plastic. What? No more paper thin glasses with the red and blue lenses? Oh yes, we've come a long way my friends.

The movie began and even though it was 2 hours and 40 minutes (sorry if you have restless leg syndrome) it goes by quickly and you become consumed in the world of Pandora. A MUST SEE in 3D!