Reason # 2,748 Why I Love Michelle Obama

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Check out the playfully elegant first lady looking fabulous in Glamour magazine on stands now....

Dude Looks Like A Lady.... Well... Doesn't He?

Shocking news from the world of Rock n' Roll... Steven Tyler has allegedly left Aerosmith. The biggest mouth in the business has gone silent.

The man who brought us hit after hit, shrieking "ga ga ga owwwww's" and Alicia Silverstone has quit the band.

I don't know how long this will last and what the deal really is... but I have a hunch it will make their next "Behind the Music on VH1" ALOT more interesting. Thoughts?

Holy Bling....I'm Blind!

So... I just finished watching Keeping up with the Kardashians on E! Khloe and Lamar's Wedding.

Two words can sum up the episode...

Holy Bling!

This ring is a new character on the show. When they role the credits if you look hard enough you can see "Bling" after the Executive Producer and before the Assistant Director.

Who knows how long (or short) this marriage will last... but much luck to the new family.

Lamar, Khloe and Bling.

Taylor Swift.... Singer AND Comedian

Well we all know that Taylor Swift is wholesome and cute... but who knew she was so funny? Ughh.. it makes her even more adorable.

Her opening monologue on SNL last night covered all the basics: her break-up with the girly older Jonas brother, her current relationship with the hot werewolf of Twilight and the whole Kanye MTV fiasco. I can only imagine Miley Cyrus was crying and sobbing into her pillow last night screaming "Why aren't I hosting SNL?!"

I have an answer for Miley. Taylor is not annoying, does not have an obnoxious raspy voice that is a knotch down from Lindsay Lohan and she does not wear booty shorts but sparkly dresses that actually cover her ass cheeks. She does not Twitter and she is not friends with Heidi and Spencer.



There was another highlight of the night. I love when SNL does these short skits mocking "The View" but to top it all off Taylor Swift took on the role of Kate Gosselin for the clip (beaver on head included). However, this made me miss Cheri Oteri's impersonation of Baw-bwa Walters. The new chick that is on the show tried but did not deliver. She sounded more like a lollipop kid from Munchkinland than Walters. Enjoy!

Grandpa's Gone Crazy....

Meet Karl Lagerfeld.

No... this is not a villan from a Chuck Norris action movie nor is it a biker hippi all grown up showing his respect at a green peace convention. This is the creative director of Chanel.

This man is not only a fashion genious... BUT to put it quite frankly....an idiot.

He should start a new handbag line for Chanel called "Douche." Instead of the classic and beautiful double "C" it could have black and white stitching of "DB" across the entire purse.

Why do I feel such anger at this man that would make any hanger melt with his expensive and gorgeus creations? Well.. seems as though Karl thinks that a twig is the perfect body type that all women should strive to mimic. Lagerfeld said in response to the German magazine Brigitte's decision to use real women instead of size zero models in their pages starting next year as quote:

"No one wants to see curvy women. You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions."

My response to this statement:

Finger snap... head turn... finger snap... shift of the hip....oh no he di'nt!

Where do I begin? This 71 year old man has the audacity to knock curvy women... healthy women like Kate Winslet and Beyonce? Boyfriend, I am not a mother... but I may sit in front of the television and wince when I see bones strutting on the runways... but I am not eating chips.. cookie dough is my snack of choice get it right grandpa. FYI it tastes much better than your prune juice. And fashion is not about dreams and illusions. Fashion is a statement about one's self... putting forth your individuality and expressing it in a way where it makes you feel amazing.