Say it ain't so.... Samantha Jones is going to get married?!
Hmmph... Should girlfriend be wearing white?
So Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom have been dating for a minute... literally... ok maybe a minute and five seconds.
But apparently this new couple is said to be engaged! No...not engaged in conversation... engaged to be married! From Kourtney being pregnant and now Khloe engaged... Bruce Jenner must need another face lift to bring his jaw back to his face.
I don't know though, I smell something funny... and it's not Kim's ginormous ass. I am thinking this may be a stunt for ratings for the girls new reality show.
Jessica Simpson is experiencing yet another heart ache. Her beloved maltipoo Daisy was taken by a coyote right in front of her at the beginning of last week. Simpson has sadly now called off her search for her pup knowing what the horrible outcome must be. I can't imagine how she must feel and my heart goes out to her and the loss of her best friend : (
Remember Jess... All Dogs Go To Heaven. RIP Daisy
P.S. Gross Goss better not have played any part in taking Daisy!
I hope Shoka and Nala stay together and find a LOVING home!
Patrick Swayze will forever be "Johnny" in the hearts of little girls like me who grew up watching "Dirty Dancing" wishing they were Baby....
Tom Brady has confirmed that his wifey Gisele is due to have a baby in December.
Since he looks like he just walked out of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue....
and we've all see Gisele in practically her own "birthday suit" in a VS catalogue... I have a feeling their baby is surely going to kick the tushies of Shiloh and Suri on the "cutie" meter.
But on a serious note...this is wonderful news. Gisele and her baby can learn to speak English together.
The Fox channel has finally made a good choice (for once)! Move the coffee table, lace up those sneaks and buy a new vest girl.... it's time to dance (and sing)!
The bun is finally out after 9 months... back to no more carbs for skinny Nicole! Mamma had a baby boy! Congrats!
The name according to Us Weekly: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
(I am not going to comment on this name... it's far too easy.)
However, I personally think she should name Paris the godmother of one of her children... she would be able to pass down the outfits she puts on her little chiquaqua Tinkerbell. Harlow would totally fit in one of those cute dresses...... what? They are small enough.... and even celebrities do hand me downs don't they?
Yes... I would like an order of pancakes with a side of homefries and bacon.....ummm....are you writing this down lady?
Oh sorry Kim Cattrall.... I totally thought you were the late night shift waitress addicted to meth at my local Denny's. You threw me off with the blue eyeshadow and that big frizzy hair that must have about eight different pens hiding underneath. My bad.
Like... pa-issssss-ed! Even more so than the time Donna almost didn't graduate.
Even though Brian Austin Green can't get an acting job in Hollywood... he still continues to date one of the hottest actresses of the year. I am not sure how this makes sense, however, I have an inkling that it's because Megan Fox isn't from Beverly Hills but from a distant town far away called Crazytown. Yes... a town such as this exists.... friends like Britney and Lindsay have come from there as well. This town breeds fame and stupidity.
There is constant buzz that Fox is the mini-me of Angelina Jolie. The only reason why people compare Fox to Jolie is because of the following: they're both beautiful, full of tattoos, very sexual, oh and because they are certifiably nuts. Don't get me wrong... I am not a fan of Angie because we all know about the "stealing the world's sexiest man alive from the most adorable woman in the world" thing.... but I must give homegirl props for actually doing movies that land her Oscar wins and nominations.... Megan Fox... hmmm not so much.