Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Elisabeth Sees RED...Kathy Griffin

Reason # 783 of why I love Kathy Griffin.

KG was on The View yesterday and I you can visibly see Elisabeth Hasselbeck seeing RED....and I am not talking about Kathy's hair.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Seperated at Birth

NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Singer Cyndi Lauper attends the 2010  amfAR New York Inspiration Gala at The New York Public Library on June  3, 2010 in New York, New York. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
Cyndi Lauper and Christina Aguilera

Jun. 08, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Toyota Concert Series-Christina Aguilera.The Today Show.Rockefeller Center, NYC.June 8, 2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.CHRISTINA AGUILERA.K65527SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures

Tuesday, June 8, 2010


Jun 06, 2010 - Hollywood, California, USA - J-WOWW and SNOOKI backstage at the MTV Movie Awards. © Red Carpet Pictures
Clearly Snooki mistook J-Wow's boob for a pickle on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet.

This is like a car wreck I cannot take my eyes away from. J-Wow looks like she got her dress from a Victoria's Secret semi annual sale clearance rack in about a size too small.

And you know Snookster fell asleep in a tanning bed for longer than 15 minutes. Our little sausage has skipped the G in GTL and worked up an appetite. We know milk does a body good Snooks.. but this is going way too far. Whehhhhhh.

No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2

(From L-R) Actresses Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Kim Catrall and Cynthia Nixon pose for photographers at the premiere of their new film Sex in the City 2 in Leicester Square, London May 27, 2010. REUTERS/Kieran Doherty (BRITAIN - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

The real title of the new 'Sex and the City 2" movie should have been called:
"No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2."

I am heart broken that they ruined my show so tragically. The first movie was "ehhh" and Carrie was crying about 95% of the movie but atleast I got to see my girls an the main character of it all... NEW YORK CITY!

I have been an avid SATC fan since I could remember. Yes...I LOVED getting together with the ladies every Sunday night on HBO. I would dance around to the catchy iconic opening music "da doo da doo da na na na na" like an idiot and flinching when Carrie got splashed by the bus in her cute poofy dress.

I watched Samantha hump man after man week after week...Charlotte say idiotic comments that would come out of Elisabeth Hasselback's mouth on Hot Topics of 'The View'... Miranda be the red headed & pasty spitfire with intelligence always putting one of them in their place.. and scream at Carrie weekly that she should be with Aiden not Big.

Just when this sequel teased me airing commercials that Aiden would be in the movie... I was horrified to see he was only in the movie about FIVE minutes total out of 2 and a half hours. How dare they trick me so?!

There was about 2 sex scenes total on Samantha's behalf... totally unlike the whore I so fondly know through the years. It just wasn't right. The movie felt unauthentic. It felt like cheesy lines were thrown in that weren't funny. It actually made me feel uncomfortable. Oh and don't even get me started on Liza Minelli singing Beyonce- it should be a crime.

All in all I could break it down bit by bit of why I disliked this sequel but it would go on forever.

The only good things was....I got to see some dear friends again.

'Golden Girl' Will Be Missed....

Rue McClanahan better known as Blanche from 'The Golden Girls' passed away last week. She was like the Paris Hilton of the senior citizen world and will be missed.
Actress Rue McClanahan arrives for the taping of the 6th annual TV Land Awards in Santa Monica in this June 8, 2008 file photo. McClanahan, best known for her role in the TV comedy series Golden Girls , has died at the age of 76, her manager told People magazine on June 3, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Prouser/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: OBITUARY ENTERTAINMENT HEADSHOT)
Thank you for being a friend Rue!

BUT.... She's Just Being Miley?

ARGANDA DEL REY, SPAIN - JUNE 06: Singer Miley Cyrus performs at the ''Rock in Rio Madrid'' music festival on June 6, 2010 in Arganda del Rey, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Please...mother's across America cover your children's eyes because Miley Cyrus wants you to know that she cannot be TAMED.

That's right...Disney Schmizmey! She is denying "kissing a girl" and liking it on stage because she must do some damage control for her younger fans who still worship Hannah Montana. She is getting older and Miley wants to be more grown up... and by that I mean following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling they could even share jewelry one day. I hear those "SCRAM" bracelets are now super trendy.

Right Linds? I hear they even change color!

6 June 2010 - Universal City, California - Lindsay Lohan. MTV Movie Awards 2010 - Arrivals held at the Gibson Amphitheatre. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Dear Spencer: Kiss Your Marriage Goodbye

Gary Busey's long lost son,Spencer Pratt, has come to realize that not even his magic crystals can save his marriage.
26672, CABOS SAN LUCAS, MEXICO - Friday May 28, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Wednesday 19th November 2008. Heidi Montag has allegedly seperated from husband Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are married in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on 19th November 2008. Photogragh: Mango Productions/
Heidi Montag grew some balls finally... (I mean boobs)... and was seen today leaving the Santa Monica, California courthouse filing for seperation against her douchebag of a husband.

There is rumor this may be a hoax since the couple is known to be hungrier for fame than Kirstie Alley is for a bucket of chicken.

Seperated at Birth

Tom Cruise at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards and Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin's husband Bobby.
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06: Tom Cruise performs onstage at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal Studios on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - MARCH 13: TV personality Jill Zarin and Bobby Zarin attend the 21st Annual GLAAD Media Awards at The New York Marriott Marquis on March 13, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Houewife Has Sex Tape? Staub It Right Now!

NEW YORK - JULY 09:  TV personality Danielle Staub attends the Three-O Vodka Bubble launch at Greenhouse on July 9, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Greeeeaaaat. This lump of leather has her own sex tape coming out this month and rumor has it she is blowing more than bubbles these days.

Bravo's most controversial New Jersey Housewife,Danielle Staub, is stirring more havoc in the neighbwhorehood and I am sure her fellow cast mate Theresa is flipping a table somewhere at the news.

There are pics leaking out all over the internet but because I am still shaking in a corner rocking back and forth trying to forget about the scary images I will not post them. Just imagine a lizard with Disney villan eyebrows and lopsided breasts.