Reason # 783 of why I love Kathy Griffin.
KG was on The View yesterday and I you can visibly see Elisabeth Hasselbeck seeing RED....and I am not talking about Kathy's hair.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
J- OWWWWW CH!
Clearly Snooki mistook J-Wow's boob for a pickle on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet.
This is like a car wreck I cannot take my eyes away from. J-Wow looks like she got her dress from a Victoria's Secret semi annual sale clearance rack in about a size too small.
And you know Snookster fell asleep in a tanning bed for longer than 15 minutes. Our little sausage has skipped the G in GTL and worked up an appetite. We know milk does a body good Snooks.. but this is going way too far. Whehhhhhh.
No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2
The real title of the new 'Sex and the City 2" movie should have been called:
"No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2."
I am heart broken that they ruined my show so tragically. The first movie was "ehhh" and Carrie was crying about 95% of the movie but atleast I got to see my girls an the main character of it all... NEW YORK CITY!
I have been an avid SATC fan since I could remember. Yes...I LOVED getting together with the ladies every Sunday night on HBO. I would dance around to the catchy iconic opening music "da doo da doo da na na na na" like an idiot and flinching when Carrie got splashed by the bus in her cute poofy dress.
I watched Samantha hump man after man week after week...Charlotte say idiotic comments that would come out of Elisabeth Hasselback's mouth on Hot Topics of 'The View'... Miranda be the red headed & pasty spitfire with intelligence always putting one of them in their place.. and scream at Carrie weekly that she should be with Aiden not Big.
Just when this sequel teased me airing commercials that Aiden would be in the movie... I was horrified to see he was only in the movie about FIVE minutes total out of 2 and a half hours. How dare they trick me so?!
There was about 2 sex scenes total on Samantha's behalf... totally unlike the whore I so fondly know through the years. It just wasn't right. The movie felt unauthentic. It felt like cheesy lines were thrown in that weren't funny. It actually made me feel uncomfortable. Oh and don't even get me started on Liza Minelli singing Beyonce- it should be a crime.
All in all I could break it down bit by bit of why I disliked this sequel but it would go on forever.
The only good things was....I got to see some dear friends again.
'Golden Girl' Will Be Missed....
Rue McClanahan better known as Blanche from 'The Golden Girls' passed away last week. She was like the Paris Hilton of the senior citizen world and will be missed.
Thank you for being a friend Rue!
BUT.... She's Just Being Miley?
Please...mother's across America cover your children's eyes because Miley Cyrus wants you to know that she cannot be TAMED.
That's right...Disney Schmizmey! She is denying "kissing a girl" and liking it on stage because she must do some damage control for her younger fans who still worship Hannah Montana. She is getting older and Miley wants to be more grown up... and by that I mean following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling they could even share jewelry one day. I hear those "SCRAM" bracelets are now super trendy.
That's right...Disney Schmizmey! She is denying "kissing a girl" and liking it on stage because she must do some damage control for her younger fans who still worship Hannah Montana. She is getting older and Miley wants to be more grown up... and by that I mean following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling they could even share jewelry one day. I hear those "SCRAM" bracelets are now super trendy.
Right Linds? I hear they even change color!
Dear Spencer: Kiss Your Marriage Goodbye
Gary Busey's long lost son,Spencer Pratt, has come to realize that not even his magic crystals can save his marriage.
Heidi Montag grew some balls finally... (I mean boobs)... and was seen today leaving the Santa Monica, California courthouse filing for seperation against her douchebag of a husband.
There is rumor this may be a hoax since the couple is known to be hungrier for fame than Kirstie Alley is for a bucket of chicken.
There is rumor this may be a hoax since the couple is known to be hungrier for fame than Kirstie Alley is for a bucket of chicken.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Houewife Has Sex Tape? Staub It Right Now!
Greeeeaaaat. This lump of leather has her own sex tape coming out this month and rumor has it she is blowing more than bubbles these days.
Bravo's most controversial New Jersey Housewife,Danielle Staub, is stirring more havoc in the neighbwhorehood and I am sure her fellow cast mate Theresa is flipping a table somewhere at the news.
There are pics leaking out all over the internet but because I am still shaking in a corner rocking back and forth trying to forget about the scary images I will not post them. Just imagine a lizard with Disney villan eyebrows and lopsided breasts.
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