Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Chelsea and Fifty: Bedtime 'Tweeties'

48488, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday December 13, 2010. LOVE HANDLE-R - TV HOST POSTS PICTURE OF INTIMATE CLINCH WITH 50 CENT. Chelsea Handler and rapper 50 Cent have given fans a close look at their relationship by posting this photo - of a bedroom hug. The talk show host, 35, posted a picture of her in a romantic cuddle with 'Fiddy', also 35, on her Twiiter page. She published the image in a tweet with the caption - I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper. The image shows the host of Chelsea Lately and 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson, snuggled up and kissing in bed. Photograph:  Chelsea Handler via Twitter. . Supplied by PacificCoastNews.com. , USA: +1  Disclaimer: BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News does not claim any Copyright or License in the attached material. Any downloading fees charged by BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News are for its services only, and do not, nor are they intended to convey to the user any Copyright or License in the material. By publishing this material, the user expressly agrees to indemnify and to hold BWP Media Inc and their brand Pacific Coast News harmless from any claims, demands or causes of action arising out of or connected in any way with user's publication of the material.
Fifty Takes Chelsea to the 'Candy Shop.' Chocolate in bed anyone?

Well if this isn't proof of an unexpected yet adorable hook up between E!'s late-night comedian Chelsea Handler and rapper 50 Cent I don't know what is.

She took this pic to her Twitter page saying "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper."

Well Chelsea.... maybe because of Exhibit A (above) and Exhibit B (below):

'You Outta Know': Ryan Reynolds is Single

Christmas came early this year- the sexiest man alive is single!

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 16: Actor Ryan Reynolds accepts the award for the Most Anticipated Movie onstage during Spike TV's 'Scream 2010' at The Greek Theatre on October 16, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Caulfield/Getty Images)

I would say that this gives the delusional ladies across America hope that they may have a chance with him now, but considering he was engaged to Alanis Morissette anything is possible right?

Now that Alanis is knocked up and married to someone else it must be a 'jagged little pill' to swallow that her ex-slab of meat is back on the market and a line of ladies are standing in line at that deli ready for a piece. I hope Ryan isn't a coffee drinker because me thinks Taylor Swift would be all over this one.

So yes, it is confirmed that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have decided to end their marriage after two years. (And surprisingly not because her breasts must have gotten in between them.)

Scarlett Johansson.arrives at the MTV Movie Awards 2010.Gibson Ampitheater.Los Angeles, CA.June 6, 2010.2010 Kathy Hutchins / Hutchins Photo.. Photo via Newscom

Reason? Sorry Jo-Hoe: 'He's Just Not That Into You.'

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I Cannot Be-Weave Britney.

Britney Meltdown # 4,529
In her usual wacky mixed massed style, Britney Spears visites the Crate & Barrel store in the Sherman Oaks Galleria, in Sherman Oaks, Ca on July 20, 2010. Brit looks to be having major extension troubles these days. Fame Pictures, Inc

First 'New Jersey Housewife' Danielle Staub... now Britney?! Someone must have taken a chunk out of her weave because there is no way girlfriend would be seen in public with a nest on her scalp that could house a bird family of five.

Her only destination seems to be Starbucks and she refuses to wear a supportive bra so we are forced to look at her nips that resemble stale cheese balls.

All in all: Brit's lost her hair, her fashion sense and her mind.

Britney Spears let her hair extensions, underwear, body parts and erratic emotions all hang out on a standard Starbucks run Thursday afternoon in Los Angeles. Showing off her body in tight and tiny shorts and a see-through tank top, Spears revealed her patterned bra and exposed her cute underwear. The singer s monstrous thigh muscles looked very well-defined, though she couldn t hide her cellulite in the LA sunshine. When her bodyguards lead her the wrong way past her car, Spears put on a display of unflattering facial expressions and growled in frustration. Once again mired in public rumors about her child-rearing and her relationship woes, Britney s bizarre behavior and frazzled appearance point to continued inner turmoil for the popstar Fame Pictures, Inc

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

All Time 'Lo'.... Lindsay Will Go to Jail

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan attends her probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of her probation for the August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, she is scheduled to surrender on July 20, 2010 to serve her 90 day jail sentence. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Well... looks like Lindsay has reached an all time 'Lo'.
The judge sentenced her to 90 days in the slammer followed up by some time in rehab. I imagine it will be like an episode of Oz but with lots of mullets, hoop earrings and eyeliner made out of lead pencils. Fortunatley, Linsday's fake orange tan will match her new jumpsuit.

Perhaps her female fellow inmates will be able to smell her a mile away like she can smell a certain powder substance she is known to do on occasion... allegedly. Lohan gave her sob story to the judge... no really... she was sobbing as she was explaining why she didn't go to her scheduled classes and meetings. It was the best acting I have seen since "Herbie Fully Loaded"... and that car can act. For serious- like Meryl Streep with wheels.

I don't know why but I have an inkling Lohan's love life will take a turn for the better these next few months. Just sayin'....

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Elisabeth Sees RED...Kathy Griffin

Reason # 783 of why I love Kathy Griffin.

KG was on The View yesterday and I you can visibly see Elisabeth Hasselbeck seeing RED....and I am not talking about Kathy's hair.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Seperated at Birth

NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Singer Cyndi Lauper attends the 2010  amfAR New York Inspiration Gala at The New York Public Library on June  3, 2010 in New York, New York. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
Cyndi Lauper and Christina Aguilera

Jun. 08, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Toyota Concert Series-Christina Aguilera.The Today Show.Rockefeller Center, NYC.June 8, 2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.CHRISTINA AGUILERA.K65527SMO. © Red Carpet Pictures

Tuesday, June 8, 2010


Jun 06, 2010 - Hollywood, California, USA - J-WOWW and SNOOKI backstage at the MTV Movie Awards. © Red Carpet Pictures
Clearly Snooki mistook J-Wow's boob for a pickle on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet.

This is like a car wreck I cannot take my eyes away from. J-Wow looks like she got her dress from a Victoria's Secret semi annual sale clearance rack in about a size too small.

And you know Snookster fell asleep in a tanning bed for longer than 15 minutes. Our little sausage has skipped the G in GTL and worked up an appetite. We know milk does a body good Snooks.. but this is going way too far. Whehhhhhh.

No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2

(From L-R) Actresses Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Kim Catrall and Cynthia Nixon pose for photographers at the premiere of their new film Sex in the City 2 in Leicester Square, London May 27, 2010. REUTERS/Kieran Doherty (BRITAIN - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

The real title of the new 'Sex and the City 2" movie should have been called:
"No Sex and Abu Dhabi 2."

I am heart broken that they ruined my show so tragically. The first movie was "ehhh" and Carrie was crying about 95% of the movie but atleast I got to see my girls an the main character of it all... NEW YORK CITY!

I have been an avid SATC fan since I could remember. Yes...I LOVED getting together with the ladies every Sunday night on HBO. I would dance around to the catchy iconic opening music "da doo da doo da na na na na" like an idiot and flinching when Carrie got splashed by the bus in her cute poofy dress.

I watched Samantha hump man after man week after week...Charlotte say idiotic comments that would come out of Elisabeth Hasselback's mouth on Hot Topics of 'The View'... Miranda be the red headed & pasty spitfire with intelligence always putting one of them in their place.. and scream at Carrie weekly that she should be with Aiden not Big.

Just when this sequel teased me airing commercials that Aiden would be in the movie... I was horrified to see he was only in the movie about FIVE minutes total out of 2 and a half hours. How dare they trick me so?!

There was about 2 sex scenes total on Samantha's behalf... totally unlike the whore I so fondly know through the years. It just wasn't right. The movie felt unauthentic. It felt like cheesy lines were thrown in that weren't funny. It actually made me feel uncomfortable. Oh and don't even get me started on Liza Minelli singing Beyonce- it should be a crime.

All in all I could break it down bit by bit of why I disliked this sequel but it would go on forever.

The only good things was....I got to see some dear friends again.

'Golden Girl' Will Be Missed....

Rue McClanahan better known as Blanche from 'The Golden Girls' passed away last week. She was like the Paris Hilton of the senior citizen world and will be missed.
Actress Rue McClanahan arrives for the taping of the 6th annual TV Land Awards in Santa Monica in this June 8, 2008 file photo. McClanahan, best known for her role in the TV comedy series Golden Girls , has died at the age of 76, her manager told People magazine on June 3, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Prouser/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: OBITUARY ENTERTAINMENT HEADSHOT)
Thank you for being a friend Rue!

BUT.... She's Just Being Miley?

ARGANDA DEL REY, SPAIN - JUNE 06: Singer Miley Cyrus performs at the ''Rock in Rio Madrid'' music festival on June 6, 2010 in Arganda del Rey, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Please...mother's across America cover your children's eyes because Miley Cyrus wants you to know that she cannot be TAMED.

That's right...Disney Schmizmey! She is denying "kissing a girl" and liking it on stage because she must do some damage control for her younger fans who still worship Hannah Montana. She is getting older and Miley wants to be more grown up... and by that I mean following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling they could even share jewelry one day. I hear those "SCRAM" bracelets are now super trendy.

Right Linds? I hear they even change color!

6 June 2010 - Universal City, California - Lindsay Lohan. MTV Movie Awards 2010 - Arrivals held at the Gibson Amphitheatre. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Dear Spencer: Kiss Your Marriage Goodbye

Gary Busey's long lost son,Spencer Pratt, has come to realize that not even his magic crystals can save his marriage.
26672, CABOS SAN LUCAS, MEXICO - Friday May 28, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Wednesday 19th November 2008. Heidi Montag has allegedly seperated from husband Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are married in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on 19th November 2008. Photogragh: Mango Productions/PacificCoastNews.com
Heidi Montag grew some balls finally... (I mean boobs)... and was seen today leaving the Santa Monica, California courthouse filing for seperation against her douchebag of a husband.

There is rumor this may be a hoax since the couple is known to be hungrier for fame than Kirstie Alley is for a bucket of chicken.

Seperated at Birth

Tom Cruise at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards and Real Housewife of NYC Jill Zarin's husband Bobby.
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 06: Tom Cruise performs onstage at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal Studios on June 6, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - MARCH 13: TV personality Jill Zarin and Bobby Zarin attend the 21st Annual GLAAD Media Awards at The New York Marriott Marquis on March 13, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Houewife Has Sex Tape? Staub It Right Now!

NEW YORK - JULY 09:  TV personality Danielle Staub attends the Three-O Vodka Bubble launch at Greenhouse on July 9, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Greeeeaaaat. This lump of leather has her own sex tape coming out this month and rumor has it she is blowing more than bubbles these days.

Bravo's most controversial New Jersey Housewife,Danielle Staub, is stirring more havoc in the neighbwhorehood and I am sure her fellow cast mate Theresa is flipping a table somewhere at the news.

There are pics leaking out all over the internet but because I am still shaking in a corner rocking back and forth trying to forget about the scary images I will not post them. Just imagine a lizard with Disney villan eyebrows and lopsided breasts.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter DaDishees!

Here is some vintage CoCo having a chat with the Easter 'Gossip' Bunny....

DaDish of the Day.... Joel McHale's 'Soup'

Move over Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray... this guy makes a bad ass serving of Soup.

60th Annual ACE Eddie Awards - Arrivals

Yep... no need to be ashamed of staying home on a Friday night wrapped up in a comfy cheetah Snuggie. Joel makes it all worth while. Usually dressed in his tight suit and skinny tie he is always ready to poke fun at daytime, primetime and reality stars.

*sigh* he may indeed be my soulmate.

That's why he gets my Sunday DaDish shout out... counting down the days until Friday for his yummy serving of Soup- so meaty.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Open Letter to Jesse James

Jesse James and Tiger Woods walk into a bar.....

Sandra Bullock Blindsided From Husband Jesse James Alleged Affair With Tattoo Model Michelle McGee
These two pathetic jerks have many things in common... but one thing in particular... they are dogs. No quite literally-DOGS. First they were humping and panting with all of these nasty 'bitches' and now they have their tail between their legs.

You all have read my open letter to Tiger Woods. Here is my letter to Jesse James.

Dear Jesse James,
You have the most beautiful and funny wife ever. Who doesn't love Sandra Bullock? Her snorts are like music and violins to America's ears. She has made an amazing leap in her career and is now an Academy Award winning actress.
(Yeah... she has another man in her life too. His name is Oscar and he treats her like GOLD.)

She would gush about you to the press even though she has dated gorgeus men like Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling. Even though you aren't attractive in the slightest, speak as if you are a caveman and the only cool thing about you is your tatoos and motorcycles she was still head over heels for you. She loved you despite your flaws- and you have many my friend. I mean... you were fired by the orange pumpkin head himself... Donald Trump FIRED you.

Now it's your wife's turn to fire you from your job as "husband." Yes- please collect your belongings and leave your key. Also, you will not be able to use her as your reference for your next job as 'husband'.

And just like Tiger, you cheated with the most whore-endous group of women. Oscar Award Winning Actress or THAT.... hmmmm tough choice right?

82nd Annual Academy Awards - Press RoomSandra Bullock's husband Jesse James has been alleged by an American magazine to be having a relationship with this Tattoo model Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee

Now, I know you have allegedly put yourself into rehab. You are seeking out treatment to make you better from this horrible disease of sex addiction you say you have....but the only thing that I think will help you right now (since you are a DOG) is if you are neutered. Yep... cut those 'bad boys' off.

Goodluck with your treatment and remember... the only thing you will be riding for awhile will be your motorcyles.

Your Non-Fan
Erica DaDish

Anna Paquin 'Gives a Damn'

Sookie likes vampires.... and also girls.

2010 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals

Anna Paquin also known as Sookie from 'True Blood' has admitted she is bisexual.

Why would she bring this issue to the spotlight when she is currently engaged to her vampire costar 'Beeeeeel' aka Stephen Moyer?

For a GREAT cause. Fighting for equality supporting the "Give a Damn" campaign.

Check out it:

Whatever Jennifer Wants.... Jennifer Gets

In this case... perfume.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have his film 'Exposed' in Madrid Photo via Newscom

I adore my favorite celebrity girl next door. She is sweet, beautiful and most importantly funny. In fact, right now she is straight up hilarious. Jennifer Aniston is launching her very own desperation in a bottle. She is naming her new perfume (drum roll).... 'Lola Vie.'

My first thought... really? Ughhh. Really.

I only thought celebraties like Paris, Mariah and Britney come out with perfumes. But Jennifer Aniston seemed on another level than that. Side note: Just put a dagger through my heart now if her perfume sits next to the Ed Hardy counter.

But back to the name 'Lola Vie.' Which according to Us Weekly translates to "laughing at life" in French. Last time I checked Jen didn't have much to laugh about... hmmm....cry maybe. I have come to the realization that Jen doesn't really have a gift for coming up with names. I mean she named her dog after every 80 year old man who smells like he pooped himself...Norman.

Why couldn't Jen have come out with a hair product collection? I would buy that in a hot second. Shampoos, conditioners, hairspray, mousse... anything! Just like I have a dream to be a writer... my hair aspires to be like Jennifer Aniston's locks. This is distrubing to me she didn't go in this direction.

But I guess if her scent catches men like Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler... I may have to jump on the bandwagon. But there had to have been a better option to name this perfume name- but I guess I will have to respect her choice. After all, J-Lo Glo was already taken.