Tuesday, July 6, 2010

All Time 'Lo'.... Lindsay Will Go to Jail

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: Actress Lindsay Lohan attends her probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of her probation for the August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, she is scheduled to surrender on July 20, 2010 to serve her 90 day jail sentence. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Well... looks like Lindsay has reached an all time 'Lo'.
The judge sentenced her to 90 days in the slammer followed up by some time in rehab. I imagine it will be like an episode of Oz but with lots of mullets, hoop earrings and eyeliner made out of lead pencils. Fortunatley, Linsday's fake orange tan will match her new jumpsuit.

Perhaps her female fellow inmates will be able to smell her a mile away like she can smell a certain powder substance she is known to do on occasion... allegedly. Lohan gave her sob story to the judge... no really... she was sobbing as she was explaining why she didn't go to her scheduled classes and meetings. It was the best acting I have seen since "Herbie Fully Loaded"... and that car can act. For serious- like Meryl Streep with wheels.

I don't know why but I have an inkling Lohan's love life will take a turn for the better these next few months. Just sayin'....

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