Tuesday, December 14, 2010

'You Outta Know': Ryan Reynolds is Single

Christmas came early this year- the sexiest man alive is single!

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 16: Actor Ryan Reynolds accepts the award for the Most Anticipated Movie onstage during Spike TV's 'Scream 2010' at The Greek Theatre on October 16, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Caulfield/Getty Images)

I would say that this gives the delusional ladies across America hope that they may have a chance with him now, but considering he was engaged to Alanis Morissette anything is possible right?

Now that Alanis is knocked up and married to someone else it must be a 'jagged little pill' to swallow that her ex-slab of meat is back on the market and a line of ladies are standing in line at that deli ready for a piece. I hope Ryan isn't a coffee drinker because me thinks Taylor Swift would be all over this one.

So yes, it is confirmed that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have decided to end their marriage after two years. (And surprisingly not because her breasts must have gotten in between them.)

Scarlett Johansson.arrives at the MTV Movie Awards 2010.Gibson Ampitheater.Los Angeles, CA.June 6, 2010.2010 Kathy Hutchins / Hutchins Photo.. Photo via Newscom

Reason? Sorry Jo-Hoe: 'He's Just Not That Into You.'

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