Nicole's Bun Is Out of The Oven....

The bun is finally out after 9 months... back to no more carbs for skinny Nicole! Mamma had a baby boy! Congrats!

The name according to Us Weekly: Sparrow James Midnight Madden

(I am not going to comment on this name... it's far too easy.)

However, I personally think she should name Paris the godmother of one of her children... she would be able to pass down the outfits she puts on her little chiquaqua Tinkerbell. Harlow would totally fit in one of those cute dresses...... what? They are small enough.... and even celebrities do hand me downs don't they?

Can I Take Your Order?

Yes... I would like an order of pancakes with a side of homefries and bacon.....ummm....are you writing this down lady?

Oh sorry Kim Cattrall.... I totally thought you were the late night shift waitress addicted to meth at my local Denny's. You threw me off with the blue eyeshadow and that big frizzy hair that must have about eight different pens hiding underneath. My bad.

The New "Print" of the Season

Who said "print journalism" was old fashion?

Move over cheetah, leopard and zebra...if print journalism is indeed a "dying breed".... than Carrie Bradshaw is wearing it like a fur mink coat.

AND if there was truly a Christian Dior Daily... it would out sell The New York Times in a hot second... there would be a stampede of heels heard round' the world. So get on that Mr. Dior.... oh and hire Ms. Bradshaw to write a new column "Single Again in the City" for this SATC sequel.

That's right girl... hand him the divorce papers, his key and give him his jar of Grey Poupon back in the creepy limo. He left you in the first movie at the altar while you were wearing those awful tacky peacock feathers... time to ruffle some of his.

That's Not Donna Martin!

Donna Martin is gonna be very mad at you David Silver!

Like... pa-issssss-ed! Even more so than the time Donna almost didn't graduate.

Even though Brian Austin Green can't get an acting job in Hollywood... he still continues to date one of the hottest actresses of the year. I am not sure how this makes sense, however, I have an inkling that it's because Megan Fox isn't from Beverly Hills but from a distant town far away called Crazytown. Yes... a town such as this exists.... friends like Britney and Lindsay have come from there as well. This town breeds fame and stupidity.

There is constant buzz that Fox is the mini-me of Angelina Jolie. The only reason why people compare Fox to Jolie is because of the following: they're both beautiful, full of tattoos, very sexual, oh and because they are certifiably nuts. Don't get me wrong... I am not a fan of Angie because we all know about the "stealing the world's sexiest man alive from the most adorable woman in the world" thing.... but I must give homegirl props for actually doing movies that land her Oscar wins and nominations.... Megan Fox... hmmm not so much.

I don't think she'll be getting a nomination for her role in Transformers anytime soon...yes maybe for a Teen Choice or MTV Award thanks to the booty shorts she wears and the adoration from pubescent boys but that's about it. Her new movie Jennifer's Body she is a possessed cheerleader who feeds off of boys in her small town. Seems very D-list... I am shocked she couldn't get her boyfriend a role in this movie but I have a feeling this whole acting gig won't last too long. Hef will be calling her to pose for Playboy in a few months... and she'll need the cash to support her and David Silver.

Fashion Victim of the Day

Lindsay's LOw Point in Fashion....

Leggings provided by Richard Simmons

Cow print shirt inspired by Kirstie Alley

Boots provided by the aliens of District 9

Carrie Bradshaw 80's Flashback

Sex and the City has begun filming in NYC and it looks as though my beloved Carrie Bradshaw is having a nightmare... I mean... a flashback to her younger years. Ayy yay yie ....that hair, the ripped side shoulder sweater, the see through purse it just reminds me of....

This hot mess... Twisted Sister's Dee Snider.

I hope that the SATC sequel isn't a horror movie!

Seperated at Birth....and Botox

Ramona "Crazy Eyes" Singer and Kathie Lee Gifford