Friday, December 18, 2009

Goodbye Gross Goss!

Negative Media Attention Doesn't Scare Jon Gosselin's fans away!

Jon and Kate are no longer... they are FINALLY divorced as of today.

The new equation to figure out: Kate- Jon + 8 = a hell of a lot of child support.

Gross Goss has to stop spending money on cigs and Ed Hardy gear and start footing the bill for his herd of children. I smell more interviews, tv spots and hosting gigs in the future. Ughhh... just go away already! The next thing you know he is going to be dating one of Tiger Woods mistresses to get more paparazzi time.

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