Saturday, October 3, 2009

Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons Why David Letterman Had "Sexual Relations" with his Staff

David Letterman plays tennis with Andy Roddick for a segment on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' in NYC

#10 Bill Clinton did it.

#9 He couldn't control himself when his lady staffers would bend over and pick up the pencils he threw.

#8 It was on the blue cards.

#7 He needed help cleaning the gap in his teeth.

#6 Jennifer Aniston said no.

#5 He has undergone post traumatic stress since Drew Barrymore flashed him.

#4 He forgot he is on CBS not HBO

#3 Since he is on "late night" he thought it would be justifiable.

#2 He wanted to be on his own segment of "stupid dog tricks."

AND NUMBER ONE.....

#1 Paul Shaffer wouldn't put out

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