Monday, August 31, 2009

A Day in the Life of a Douche Dad....

Welcome to a Day in the Life of THE one and only Douche Dad...
whom I affectionatley call Gross Goss....

Jon Gosselin hosts a pool party at the Wet Republic Pool at MGM Las Vegas
This will REALLY help your image... here is proud Daddy of eight hosting MGM Grand's Wet Republic Pool Party in Vegas. Who do you think you are? Paris Hilton?
Jon Gosselin Appears At Wet Republic
A picture is indeed worth a thousand words....
Jon Gosselin Appears At Wet Republic

He could be calling his children to see what candy they like to bring home... but he could possibly be talking to his young twenty two year old girlfriend Hailey to see what she would like... I have a hunch "Airheads" is her candy of choice. Just sayin'....

Jon Gosselin buys some candy for his 8 kids at Sugar Factory in Las Vegas

The song "Baby Don't Hurt Me" is blaring in my mind as I look at this picture. SNL's Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan would be outraged....
Jon Gosselin is surrounded by bikini-clad babes as he hosts the Wet Republic pool party in Vegas

I rest my case....
Jon Gosselin hosts a pool party at the Wet Republic Pool at MGM Las Vegas

Thank goodness for Kate keeping things together on the home front. Gross Goss... clean up your act and snap out of this midlife crisis you are in. Just because you rented the movie "17 Again" with Zac Efron doesn't mean you can try to go back to your youth.

Do it for these little munchkins.
Jon and Kate take their Sextuplets to first day of school in Reading, PA



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